St. Nick

I remember the night I found out that Santa wasn't real and it was one of those nights where you absolutely hate your parents. They had been lying to you since day one, and the worst part is is that 1.) Santa isn't real anymore, and 2.) your parents knew all along that they were gonna make you upset one day. So all those cookies, all that milk, all those carrots for Vixen and Blitzen and whoever the 8 of them are, were eaten by good 'ole mom and dad. And most likely, I will one day do the same thing to my kids...maybe even dress up as Santa, who knows. It's like when you grow up you forget about how you felt that one night. If there really was Santa though, I bet he'd be a pretty awesome guy. Everyone always has their own ideas about what Santa would be like. For me, I think for those 364 days of the year when he's not working, he's got the life. Living in his own little town, with all these little workers that love him and never complain, Mrs. Claus always making good food, playing with some polar bears or something, to me that sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe not Mrs. Claus...maybe just Santa's little helper, like Jennifer Aniston or something like that, Jessica Biel, or maybe that girl from A Girl Next Door. Santa's job would be heavily sought after if he had women like that hanging around all day. Maybe if he was real...what a downer that was.